The GLPS Project

  Dr. Vierd got out of his warm van into the winter air that was as cold as ice cream. The parking lot was full of cars and people. Some insolent students were making their parents carry all of their luggage. Dr. Vierd had an important meeting to attend so he walked up the hill of KMLA.

  When he arrived at the meeting room, all the other scientists were already there. Dr. Vierd hurried to the front of the room.
  "Hello, fellow scientist! Today is the first day of the 17th GLPS experiment camp. During the years of GLPS, we have found out that children are more productive when they are away with their parents, and that children feel more comfortable when they are forced to speak English. This year, we are trying to find out how the students will behave when they are given a lot of homework but no snacks. I hope that we will be able to get some useful results. Thank you."

  Two weeks later, Dr. Vierd and his scientists were working late at the monitoring room where the scientist could keep an eye on every student. Suddenly, a PA scientist from the dormitory ran in.
  "The students have smuggled in snacks and they're eating snacks like hungry tigers!"
  "Oh, I love it! That's exactly what we needed!" Dr. Vierd shouted sarcastically and stormed out of the room, furiously straight to the dormitory building.
  "I want every single one of my scientists to catch all the students that ate snacks and bring them to me! Now!" he yelled at the scientists.

  However, the smart, sneaky, snack-loving students hid all their snacks from the scientists. The experiment ended up as a failure. Dr. Vierd's love for science and experiment came to an end.